What would Jesus do?

Today the boys had a bowl of Fruit Loops to share for a snack outside. Jeanisha came inside complaining that they wouldn't share with her and Adam. I told her she could get her own bowl, then she could share with whoever she wanted.
Jeanisha: "I'll just share with Adam, cuz the boys are not sharing with me."
Me: "Is that what Jesus would do?"
Jeanisha: "No." Sigh
Me: "What would Jesus do?"
Jeanisha: (thinks for a minute first) "Put them in jail, I think."